Continuing down the Yellow Brick Road, the group comes to the Black Brick Road. They stop to eat at a Romulan restaurant. Eating the green pea soup and drinking the too strong blue Romulan ale, they get kind of silly. “Jolantru” says the waitress to the group.
Tinman: Jolantru to you too!
Mr. Perfection: Jolleee true to you too!
Dorothy: That’s “Jolantru”, Bae!
Mr. Perfection: Jew and True to you too!
Dorothy: Whatever!
Mr. Perfection: Where’s the beef?
Dorothy: It’s pea soup there is no beef.
As they continue eating, the Klingons come into the restaurant. As they only eat fresh meat cut from living dog-like creatures, they tear up the restaurant by allowing the dog-like creatures loose in the restaurant. As the group tries to flee some Klingons stop them.
Klingon: Who are you and where are you going?
Dorothy: I’m Dorothy and this is my dog Two Toes, Lion, Tinman, Scarecrow, and my Bae, Mr. Perfection. We are on our way to Schnoz to see the Great Lizard.
Klingon: Your dog can feed my “dog”. Sick ’em!
Tinman: Stop! Dorothy has been good to us! (He picks up and holds Two Toes).
Klingon: Today is a good day to die! (He attacks Scarecrow)
Lion intervenes and bites the Klingon on his neck. As the Klingons start to fight everyone, the Vulcans enter and phaser and neck pinch all the Klingons.
Dorothy: Thank you, Vulcans,for saving us!
Sarek of Vulcan: You are welcome. I suggest you leave before the Klingons awaken and the Romulans return.
Dorothy: Let’s go everyone!
Sarek of Vulcan: Live long and prosper! (Giving the Vulcan hand sign).
Tinman: Writer?
Writer: Yes?
Tinman: Really? Wow. Schnoz meets Star Trek?
Writings of Michael Vincent Schwing (Tyrrannis I Saurranno) of Indianapolis, Indiana, USA 