Mikey in Travisland: Chapter 8-Travis the Wise Man of the Mountain

Mikey finally made it to the abode of Travis the Wise Man of the Mountain, on the lower south side of Mount Wisdom, in the Kingdom of Joy and Happiness. The air was comfortably cool, birds sang, the sunlight streamed golden, the flowers and butterflies were like gems. Travis the Wise Man of the Mountain and his neighbors had their tranquility shattered when the Mikey strolled up to them.

Mikey: Hi. My name is Mikey and I’m looking for the grandfather of Emperor Travis the Kind (Mikey was not averse to name-dropping) Travis the Wise Man of the Mountain.

All pointed their fingers to Travis the Wise Man of the Mountain.

Travis: What can I do for you strange Sir?   Mikey: Do you know how to leave Travisland?

Travis: Why would anyone wish to do that? Are you the victim of a spat? Or are you being chased by a big black cat? Or is your blood being sucked by a vampire bat arisen from an empty beer vat?

Mikey: Well I see where your descendants get their mastery of poetry!

Travis: Indeed. I was the seed.  I have heard of a way to leave Travisland.  You must follow the golden-brick road till it ends beside the Mountain of Glory. On the side of the mountain, beside a mirror and before the hidden exit is the Holy Monogram of Travisland. Press the buttons in the correct order and you will have a rainbow day.  That is all I can say or I’ll have hell to pay. Now be on your way and leave today!

Mikey: Thank you kind Sir! Now I can leave Travisland and go back to West Virginia, Mountain Mama. If I fail to leave, can I come back here?

Travis: Oh no my dear. The question is quite queer. For the dragon there will be woken after 3 failed attempts to leave. The dragon will find you quite tasty without peer.

Mikey left to continue to the Mountain of Glory down the golden-brick road.

 

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“Life of a Bird” Poem-long form-in Spanish

“La vida de un pájaro” Poema de larga
duración en inglés
Vida de un pájaro (forma larga)
El pájaro eclosionó.
El pájaro cantó.
El pájaro mató.
El pájaro comió.
El pájaro anidado (hizo un nido).
El pájaro puso un huevo.
El pájaro vivió.
El pájaro murió.
Fue un buen día para morir.
Y nadie se preguntaba por qué.

“Life of A Bird” Poem-short form in Dinarisian

Just a silly poem, simple so I can translate it into different languages:
Life of a Bird
The bird lived.
The bird killed.
The bird ate.
The bird died .
It was a good day to die.
And no one wondered why.
In Dinarisian:
LeƟak Avaki
Avak leƟadōnō.
Avak mřdřadōnō .
Avak ātadōnō.
Avak diōdōnō.
Es vik yā dyūmak diōdan.
Ūnd vūndřadōnō viš nevan.
[Note the R hachek represents R tilde, the ur sound.]

Uncharted: The Truth Behind Homelessness (Review by an actual homeless camp leader)

Copyright 2014 by Michael-Tyrrannis I Saurranno-Schwing as far as is copyrightable.

All rights reserved. Movie revue written Saturday 30 Aug 2014 after a showing of this movie in the Toby Theater at the Indianapolis Museum of Art. The three men who made this movie were there as they are at all showings: Sam Miro (Mirpoonian), Adam Oppenheim, and the writer Don Sawyer. More information on the movie can be found in the Internet Movie Database (IMDb) : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3755442/ . Revised and expanded 15 March 2016 (mostly marked by “NOTE”).

Movie Revue by Michael Schwing, then leader of the most important homeless camp in Indianapolis after the City closed the Davidson Street/Irish Hill Camp, and the camp where Maurice Young moved to–as no one leads Maurice, he is his own man– was staying at that time.

Best part of movie: Chronicling the demise of the Davidson Street/ Irish Hill Camp of 67 people living there in tents 24/7 (35 or so are river homeless who moved to the camp after theirs got flooded out about 3 months before the closure). Very touching and emotional views of the camp being illegally torn down by the City and the tents and personal belongings being placed into dumpsters. [NOTE: It was an illegal closure under the Federal Lavan Law which the City of Indianapolis chooses not to recognize. The belongings under said law should have been taken by the police, catalogued and held for 90 days, after which they could be legally disposed of. Items such as food and medical items that pose a health risk or would go bad before 90 days are up can be legally disposed of immediately.]

Statements made by:

Maurice Young the leader of the camp with the honorary title “Mayor” was right on target (as usual!)

Sergeant Hipple was right on target.

Julie Fidler (of the Mayor’s Office and at that time in charge of some of the HUD funding the City receives) was right on target.

Worst part of movie:  When Sam Miro (Milpoorian), one of the co-makers of the film, ends with a statement that they “haven’t spoken to anyone who knows what CHIP (Coalition for Homelessness Intervention and Prevention) or the Front Porch Alliance does for the homeless.” The Front Porch Alliance statement I can certainly understand personally as the  person running it (after a Blueprint II meeting) could not tell me much about what it was and directed me to their website which at that time caused me to know less about that organization than I knew before I went to the website.

     First, my personal belief (Mike Schwing’s) is that they interviewed the wrong camp. They at least should have interviewed me. Their film contributes to that idea which I am constantly fighting that Davidson Street Homeless are practically the only homeless and are ordinary homeless.When the river people started staying there, I knew Maurice would lose control, as they listen to no one, which is exactly what happened although no one will admit it.

     Second, the film’s title really is not  descriptive of the movie. The movie barely covers WHY people become homeless. It seems to be one long conversation on how the City needs to do more for the homeless, primarily build a taxpayer paid secular homeless shelter and an engagement center for the 35 alcoholic homeless men who refuse to control their drinking. NOTE: As of March 2015, the City-County Council has passed and the Mayor (Greg Ballard) signed the resolution creating the Engagement Center, formed a Board of Directors, and received commitments from various service agencies to provide the necessary services. It is only one third the planned size for the homeless (the City co-opting 2/3 of the beds) and remains to be opened. People swear that experts say the number of homeless that would benefit is higher. No alcoholic from my camp will go to the Engagement Center because there is no punishment for them getting arrested for Public Intoxication (PI) 50 to 100 times a year–no fines, no community service, nothing but a few days in jail, which despite the conditions, are still better than living on the street. Also, at the Engagement Center persons would try to get them off their alcohol dependency. Most do not wish to do that at this time and if they did they know where to go for detox (however many of the best places are not free!). Now I personally believe something like this is necessary, but I always thought there was an easier, less expensive way to do it. I have never been against the Center per se–just the size and their planned way of doing things. NOTE: Also in recent months in 2015 to 2016, many of our worst alcohol dependent homeless persons have been housed, some getting apartments for themselves by their jobs.

     Third, I am more interested in what they did not cover: how to get out of homelessness, because by no definition is a shelter housing nor is a tent in a camp housing, although for some people BOTH are home. And how former homeless help current homeless to get services and resources to get out of homelessness. This was covered some but not as well as I would have liked. And most importantly to me: homeless helping homeless as Maurice Young and I do.

     Fourth, why was not anyone from HACI (Homeless Advocacy Council of Indianapolis), the former Advocacy Council sponsored by CHIP, but dropped by them in 2015. They could have told you what CHIP does and could have given you even more information good and bad (originally I had here: “than Maurice and his camp mates”. Hence the following discourse on Maurice). Well you ask, “Isn’t Maurice a voice for the homeless?” Maurice is an ADVOCATE for the homeless. An advocate with no peer. He is like the General in the Pentagon and speaks to persons so high up in government they will speak with no one else about homeless person’s and their needs. He speaks at churches and civic functions that otherwise know little about homelessness. He voices ideas for change and betterment and the eventual ending of homelessness by utilizing the proper resources and services (it was Maurice Young who taught me the difference between these two things) in the proper way to help people end their homelessness. 

     But as for being a VOICE for the homeless, a large resounding “NO”. He was a media puppy whose power comes from the media placing a microphone in his face after which his natural charisma and speaking ability take over captivating most listeners including me. Maurice is homeless by choice as refusing to live in your house or with family and friends does not make you homeless. Sleeping in a homeless camp does not make you homeless (at Military Park we had several housed people sleeping out with us at times, mostly people just hanging with their friends, including Nathan Pfaff who made the movie about Maurice called “The Advocate” [NOTE: the movie can be seen here: http://www.nathanpfaff.com/#!doc/cmjm ). NOTE: As the media has passed us by, Maurice is doing more substantial and important things as regularly talking to IUPUI students (some of whom put up his informational webpages here: The Creative Change Project http://indy26aug.wix.com/indyhbr). Maurice was also instrumental in getting a homeless (camp) protection passed by the City-County Council which also passed a Homeless Bill of Rights in 2015 (Maurice and his people were the leading group organizing this with Councillor Robinson, the sponsor–I (Mike Schwing)spoke at the City Council meeting with several others in support of this and got two councillors to vote for it), only to be struck down by Mayor Ballard who had informed Robinson he would never sign a homeless bill of rights. He has been elected to the Blueprint Council which leads the Continuum of Care (the CoC, required by Federal mandate for the City to continue to get CoC HUD funding. Other HUD funding goes directly to the City without going through the CoC.

     Maurice also besides his Cultural Competency lectures has a “Walk In My Shoes” supposed homeless experience where the people stayed in their 50 dollar sleeping bags in the gazebo at Military Park and except for the first group do not interact with the homeless there who resent the strangers being brought into our bedroom (but nothing can be done to stop that as Maurice follows no one, so most the homeless still in the camp relocate for the night). NOTE: the Military Park sleep only homeless camp, which had to leave by 6 am and clean up the trash they made, has been officially closed by the placing of the signs stating the park closes at 11 pm. There are a few stragglers, but they can be arrested anytime the police desire after the signs went up. Fortunately, in the past 3 and 1/2 years under my leadership we 1) I got permission from the Park people to sleep there, 9 pm to 6 am. 2) Said permission is now rescinded. 3) We got over 50 people out of homelessness. Some went back to family, some were housed by the system, and most housed themselves or left the City. Midtown, Outreach, Inc, and Goodwill were the agencies most helpful. Connection to Midtown was through the PBSOT outreach team as this was state [property so the IMPD Homeless Outreach Team did not go there. For a complete list by first name of the people living in the Military Park Homeless Royal Clan Camp (or Camp of the 4 Clans: Homeless Royal and associates, Maurice Young and associates, the Beelzebub Clan-20 some years old persons and Sipho and his associates plus many unassociated people) see here    . For a camp history (both works still in progress by Michael Schwing) see here  . And for writings by Michael Schwing, including some on homelessness including a Homelessness musical see http://www.writingsofmichaelschwing.wordpress.com .

     Head’s up! Pay attention! All you people who think that by sleeping in a homeless camp or sleeping outside for a few days you have experienced homelessness: you CANNOT experience homelessness till you are homeless, a  lesson I had to learn the hard way myself. Now, interacting with homeless people WILL increase your knowledge of homelessness, your compassion, and how to help. The first group in Maurice’s Homeless Experience understood this and did learn something. They also took us to breakfast and to their church, for those who wished to go. But you won’t experience or know homelessness till you are there. Sleeping in a homeless camp no more makes you a homeless person or gives you the experience of being a homeless person than sleeping in a garage makes you a car or gives you the experience of being a car, or sleeping in a church makes you a Christian or gives you the experience of being a Christian.

     So, if you know nothing about homelessness in this city, go see this movie.  But if you are homeless, then there is nothing new for you here and no answers or help offered.  We do not need to know the specific names of specific people running these agencies as they are not elected officials we can replace.

[end of revue and diatribe]

Uncharted: The Truth Behind Homelessness

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Interviewees:

Tina (who ran the Military Park camp before me.Since this movie she has been housed along with her boyfriend in Partners in Housing)

Sergeant Hipple-right on

Maurice Young–right on

Brown Bag Ministries from Brownsburg, Indiana (Mike Schwing is from Brownsburg)

Karin Thornburg of Midtown Mental Health who believes 80% of the homeless need mental illness treatment

Mr. Prolyfic–an actual homeless person

a corporation building in Indianapolis, but I didn’t catch full proper name 18 something

Hu…-I didn’t catch name

Julie Fidler, Mayor’s office–right on

Sharon Stark from HIP–right on

Sheila Kennedy from IUPUI

Andy Frazier of IACED

Ken Falk of the ACLU who spoke for the rights of panhandlers

Sandy Jeffers of Pathway to Recovery

Andrew (who?-didn’t catch name)

Stacy Nugent

COT Force is considered very successful by Sharon Stark and Karin Thornburg

Lavan Law from Los Angeles, effective in the 4th District Court (more info in this document–http://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/opinions/2012/09/05/11-56253.pdf).  The 7th Circuit Court in Indiana can refuse to recognize. Six days notice to a camp is all Indianapolis has to furnish.

26 August 2013–Davidson Street/Irish Hill camp closed.

It is well known now but just suspected then that the City moved to close the camp for one alleged reason (Railroad needs to tend to the bridge–still not done as of March 2016) and a hidden reason (Tina LaGrotte, owner of the Milano Inn wanted to build condos on her property adjacent to the camp). The so-called Salt Mines Camp was closed later for the reason someone wished to develop a property and the camp was spilling over and trespassing on that property.

 

 

 

Baby Mikey Adventure–Baby Mikey dies–written 10 Nov 2015

While walking down the sidewalk with my 8 year old son Mikey, called affectionately “Baby” Mikey [to distinguish him from me, Daddy, who is Michael I (Sr)] and occasionally “Pooh”, for some reason Mikey ran into the street.  I noticed and called for him to get out of the street and come to me. He turned towards me but before I could yell to him again a car hit him. I ran to him screaming, “NO! NO!” And bawling like a baby I yelled, “Someone please call an ambulance!” I hold and hug my Baby Mikey Pooh. He is crying and badly hurt but for some reason he doesn’t notice the pain. He is dying and I cannot help him.I am a widower as his mother died when he was six. He is my heart and soul!

Daddy (bawling): Baby Mikey, please don’t go!

Mikey: I have to go, Daddy. Hug me! (crying).

Daddy: I am hugging you, Mikey. I won’t let go till help arrives. I love you, Mikey! (bawling)

Mikey: I love you too, Daddy! (sobbing). I’m so sorry I didn’t listen. Do you forgive me, Daddy?

Daddy: Of course I do. Please don’t die! Help is on the way.

Mikey: I have to go now, Daddy! God is waiting for me. He said some day you will join me in heaven!

Daddy: I know, Mikey, I know! (bawling more)

Mikey: Don’t forget me, Daddy! Whenever you remember me I’ll be there! Our souls are forever bound together. Mommy is waving to me. I have to go to her now Daddy. God says so!

Daddy: I know, Mikey! I’ll never forget you , Mikey! (I’m bawling totally uncontrollably now, blubbering my words). I CANNOT forget you, Mikey. You were the perfect son, my Pooh, my Baby Mikey. I WILL remember you. Tell your Mommy I love and miss her too! And I’ll always love YOU, Mikey!

Mikey: I’ll tell her, Daddy! Goodbye, Daddy! Love you forever. (Mikey dies.)

Daddy: I’m still holding Mikey’s lifeless body so close and tight in a hug. The ambulance arrives too late. The paramedics have great difficulty making me let go of my son’s dead body.

The Baby Mikey adventures are memories of my son Mikey. Written so I’ll never forget him. Written as he still lives in my mind and my soul. But a part of my soul died with him. He was a true “mhic mo chroi” (pronounced vick mah kree), Irish for “Son of my heart”.

 

Author’s Note: Baby Mikey never existed. He is a figment of my imagination. But my love, affection, and enjoyment of Baby Mikey Pooh is based on several boys I have had the privilege of knowing, and for Justin and Dustin, the main sources, helping to have raised them. I even called (and still do) Justin “Pooh” or “Justin-Pooh”. He is a 23 year old grown man now! Dustin is 6 months younger. Justin has a brother Matt, son of my closest pledged bro David who drowned in the White River the same year my Dad died of a brain tumor (1997). Two other boys are the sons of one of my “foster” son Ricky. I call him that because he never did let me adopt him but I’ll always be a father figure to him. 

 

 

Birthday Breakfast I cooked myself…Priceless! (7 Dec 2015)

Birthday Breakfast was scrambled eggs I made.
1 pack of 6 eggs $1 at Dollar Tree
1 of 4 strips of Seafood Snackers of pollock and king crab = 25 cents
quarter package of turkey bacon=25 cents
2 slices of 16 slices of jalapeno cheese=12.5 cents
some herbs and spices(garlic, Italian, basil oregano)–less than 1/2 cent
tablespoon worcestershire sauce (with the italian spices making my “green eggs” as one friend called them=5 cents
tablespoon or so taco bell taco sauce=10 cents
1/10 green bell pepper=10 cents
ranch dressing 2 tablespoons=about 3 cents.
some water-free
total: $1.91. taste: priceless!

Alliteration sentences.

From creeping crawdads in the creek, a creole cuisine did Virginia create. [Written 7 Nov 2012. Story behind in 2002: When Justin Dougherty and his brother Matt Wyatt caught crawdads in the cement drainage ditch behind the red house on West Wilkins St, Indianapolis, and Justin’s grandmother Virginia cooked them. She was always a good cook and I ate many good meals at the house of these cousins.]

My mind is a merry-go-round of menageries multiplying magnitudinally. [4 Oct 2012]

Whirling whimsies while away where a whopper of a white whale wheels through waves while you whistle and I whine.
[5 Oct 2012]

Xenophobic zebras in Xerxes’ zoo zone in on a xerographic zine from Xanadu while xebec and zither into the zephyr sounds spew.
[3 Nov 2012. “This one I wrote today is not a perfect alliteration but YOU try it! Some sounds like s, c, k, n, m,t, etc. are easy from the large number of words beginning with these sounds”