The group travels down the Yellow Brick Road and while passing the Red Brick Road to Spankthis City, they run into a group of worshipers of the Humectress during their spanking/flagellation ritual.
Spankers (all) “We are the Nexxus, we worship the Humectress on the Feast of Rejuvenaperm”.
Spanker 1: Who are you strangers?
Dorothy: I’m Dorothy, this is my dog Two Toes, Lion, Tinman, Scarecrow, and my Bae, Mr. Perfection. Do you know how to get to Schnoz?
Spanker 1: You must be spanked for the info.
Spanker 2: Lion, Tinman, and Scarecrow have no butts.
Spanker 3: But Mr. Perfection has one!
Spanker 1: We’ll spank Mr. Perfection for the glory of the Humectress!
Mr. Perfection: Um..Uh… I’m not so sure about that.
Dorothy: Mr. Perfection, Bae, what good is having a perfect butt if you can’t put it to use for your friends and especially me?
Mr. Perfection: Is it alright if Dorothy spanks me instead of you?
Spanker 1: That is acceptable.
Spanker 2: You asked for it you got it: a spanking!
Dorothy spanks Mr. Perfection over her knee enjoying it more than she expected as Mr. Perfection flexes, squirms, and cries.
High Priest: The Humectress requires the Sacred Paddle to be used on the naked butt of this one (Mr. Perfection).
Dorothy: Okay!
Mr. Perfection: Dorothy, please don’t!
High Priest: Don’t make me spank the black off your butt turning it red instead!
Dorothy paddles Mr. Perfection bright red pleasing the Humectress and all present, especially Tinman. Dorothy asks if they have a paddle she can take with her. They give her one.
Writings of Michael Vincent Schwing (Tyrrannis I Saurranno) of Indianapolis, Indiana, USA 