After leaving the Spankers, the group including the now sore redbutt Mr. Perfection, go further down the Yellow Brick Road. Right before getting to the Golden Fleece Road to Greek Mythology City, the Centaurs surround them.
Centaur 1: Who are you and where are you going?
Dorothy: I am Dorothy and this is my dog Two Toes, Lion, Tinman, Scarecrow, and my Bae, Mr. Perfection. We are on our way to Schnoz to see the Great Lizard.
Centaur 2: Why would we let you pass?
Centaur 3: Make my day! Try to pass us!
Tinman: Because our business is not with you! Want some sugar cubes and apples?
Centaurs (all): Sure!
As the Centaurs are eating the sugar cubes and apples, their enemies the Minotaurs arrive and scare and scatter the Centaurs.
Minotaur 1: Chase the Centaurs away and take the others hostage. They look tasty.
Dorothy: Oh Sir, we are not very tasty. I and my dog Two Toes come from a very tasteless galaxy far, far, away!
Minotaur 2: One is made of Straw and clothes, one is metal, one is a dog. How tasty could they be?
Minotaur 3: Who is hiding behind you, Human?
Mr. Perfection: My name is Mr. Perfection.
Minotaur 3: Again, who is hiding behind you, Mr. Perfection?
Lion: ME! A Lion who likes to eat bulls. ROOAAARRRR!!!!! (he runs toward Minotaur 1)
Minotaur 1: Run, Minotaurs, or the Lion will eat you!
The Minotaurs run down the Golden Fleece Road back to Greek Mythology City.
Tinman: Writer?
Writer: Yes?
Tinman: Really? Schnoz meets Greek Mythology?
Writings of Michael Vincent Schwing (Tyrrannis I Saurranno) of Indianapolis, Indiana, USA 