Dorothy, Two Toes, and Mr. Perfection arrive safely in Detroit, get married and have perfect babies.
Dorothy is a stay-at-home mother of five with three online college degrees. She prepares income tax returns and does accounting for a living.
Two Toes now stars in an Alpo commercial.
Mr. Perfection keeps his humility by regular application of the paddle by Dorothy. He earns a living as a male exotic dancer at a bar for women and moonlights as a dancer in a downtown gay bar. He discovered that the Wicked Witch of West Detroit stayed home and did not go to Schnoz. He now calls her “mother-in-law” (LOL).
Lion opened and operates the only zoo in Schnoz.
Tinman became the advertising agent in a commercial for the only car manufacturer in Schnoz and worked his way up to owning the company.
Scarecrow became a clothes model for the only haberdashery store in Schnoz.
The Gelflings repair the Dark Crystal restoring light and beauty to all of Schnoz, not just Muppet Land.
Auntie Em has published a cookbook in which she manages to make lizard, lion, raccoon, squirrel, possum, Angus cows and centaurs taste like chicken. She plans to open a “Chicken Fried Roadkill Restaurant”.
Writings of Michael Vincent Schwing (Tyrrannis I Saurranno) of Indianapolis, Indiana, USA 