Mikey in Travisland: Chapter 7-Travis the King of Portmanteau

Chapter 7-Travis the King of Portmanteau* (picture: Travis the King of Portmanteau*)
[NOTE: In this chapter all words which are portmanteaus* are marked with an asterisk * following the word. Composite creatures are marked +]

Portmanteau* was different from the other kingdoms. Absotively*, posilutely* different. The air was full of smog*.
Centaurs+ and cherubim+ roamed the mountains. Griffins+ flew overhead. Trabbits* lived along the river. On a ginormous* screen, people were watching sitcoms*, biopics*, and movies from Bollywood*.
In another area, people were cosplaying*, sexting*, and twerking* during their staycations* at the resort on the lake.
Mikey stopped to ask them how to find Travis the King of Portmanteau*. They wondered why this stranger was interrupting their brunch* of frankenfood* and spam*. One with affluenza* offered to pay for a taxicab* to take Stranger Mikey to the mansion of King Travis of Portmanteau*. Another one, crying that his bromance* was over, opened up his Velcro*
clasp* and pulled out a computer offering to get directions from YELP* or Wikipedia*. Another man was watching webisodes* and podcasts* from the WIFI* on hjis cellphone and didn’t care about Stranger Mikey. A woman thought he was a cyborg*, or at least snarkily* suggested it.
Mikey decided that taking the taxicab* was the safest and most direct way to get to the mansion of Travis the King of Portmanteau*. He found out on his arrival that Travis the King of Portmanteau* was quite the netizen* who was busy typing alphanumeric* characters and emoticons* while watching the Shopaholic* Channel.
Travis the King of Portmanteau* queried, “Who are you stranger who looks like a victim of malware*? Mikey uttered, “Do you know how i can leave Travisland?” Travis the King of Portmanteau replied, “Chillax* Bro, I will check my freeware*. I find no way to leave Travisland, not even a guestimate* how.” Mikey asked, “Do you know how to get to Travis the Wise Man of the Mountain?” Travis the King of Portmanteau replied, “I do indeed. Just follow that road there north. I will send him an email saying you are on your way.” Mikey said, “Thank you so much Sir for your kindosity* and generness*. Travis the King of Portmanteau replied, “Absotively*, posilutely*, not a problem.”