Dorothy and the Lizard of Schnoz-Chapter 7-The Schnozzes (= Smurfs, Schlumpfe)-written 24 July 2015

Dorothy: Look! Maybe those short blue people can tell us how to get to Schnoz!

Lion: I doubt they can tell us anything we don’t already know.

Tinman: Besides, Dorothy, you’ll have trouble understanding them.

Dorothy: Why is that?

Tinman: You’ll see why!

Dorothy: Which one of you little blue people is the leader?

Schnoz 1: “Little blue people”? That’s not schnozzy!

Dorothy: Schnozzy?

Schnoz 2: Yes. Everything is either “schnozzy” or “not schnozzy”.

Schnoz 1: Papa Schnoz is our schnozzy leader.

Dorothy: May I speak with Papa Schnoz?

Schnoz 1: The schnozzy Papa Schnoz our schnozzy leader?

Dorothy: Yes.

Schnoz 3: He is too schnozzy to schnoz with your not schnozzy self.

Papa Schnoz: Now, now! Rudeness to strangers is not schnozzy! I will speak with the not schnozzy ones.

Tinman: Thank you, your schnozzy Sir!

Papa Schnoz: You’re schnozzy welcome!

Dorothy: Do you know the way to Schnoz?

Schnoz 3: I don’t think it’s schnozzy to tell the not schnozzy the schnozzy way to Schnoz. It’s just not schnozzilicious!

Tinman: Papa Schnoz may I ask you another schnozzy question?

Papa Schnoz: A schnozzy “Yes”!

Tinman: What is the schnozzy origin of the schnozzy blue Schnozzes?

Papa Schnoz: We arrived here from schnozzy Germany and England in schnozzy Europe in the schnozzy year 1682.

Tinman: That’s schnozzy, Sir. Thank your schnozzy self!

Papa Schnoz: You’re schnozzy welcome! The schnozzy way to Schnoz is to follow the schnozzy Yellow Brick Road to that schnozzy emerald green light in the distance. That is schnozzy Schnoz!

The group continues down the Yellow Brick Road.