Dorothy and the Lizard of Schnoz-Epilogue

Dorothy, Two Toes, and Mr. Perfection arrive safely in Detroit, get married and have perfect babies.

Dorothy is a stay-at-home mother of five with three online college degrees. She prepares income tax returns and does accounting for a living.

Two Toes now stars in an Alpo commercial.

Mr. Perfection keeps his humility by regular application of the paddle by Dorothy. He earns a living as a male exotic dancer at a bar for women and moonlights as a dancer in a downtown gay bar. He discovered that the Wicked Witch of West Detroit stayed home and did not go to Schnoz. He now calls her “mother-in-law” (LOL).

Lion opened and operates the only zoo in Schnoz.

Tinman became the advertising agent in a commercial for the only car manufacturer in Schnoz and worked his way up to owning the company.

Scarecrow became a clothes model for the only haberdashery store in Schnoz.

The Gelflings repair the Dark Crystal restoring light and beauty to all of Schnoz, not just Muppet Land.

Auntie Em has published a cookbook in which she manages to make lizard, lion, raccoon, squirrel, possum, Angus cows and centaurs taste like chicken. She plans to open a “Chicken Fried Roadkill Restaurant”.

Dorothy and the Lizard of Schnoz-Chapter 1-Meets Cowardly Lion, Tinman, and Scarecrow on way to Munchkin City-written 29 Oct 2015

Dorothy and Two Toes her dog have been accidentally transported from Detroit, Michigan, by a wormhole to a galaxy far, far, away. Not knowing what to do, she and Two Toes wander down a road that leads to Munchkin City. On the way they meet a Cowardly Lion who scares them.

Lion: Who are you? Where are you going?

Dorothy: I’m Dorothy and this is my dog Two Toes. We don’t know where we’re going because we’re not from here and I don’t know how to get home (crying).

Lion: I’m sorry I scared you. Perhaps you should go to Schnoz. I hear the Great Lizard of Schnoz has magical powers. Maybe he can get you home. I hope he gives me courage.

Dorothy: Well it can’t hurt to try. Do you know the way to Schnoz?

Lion: Yes, just follow me!

They go further towards Munchkin City and run into Tinman.

Tinman: Who are you and where are you going?

Dorothy: I’m Dorothy and this is my dog Two Toes and this is Lion. We are going to Schnoz. We hope the Great Lizard can help us.

Tinman: Can I join you? I need to go to Schnoz too. I want a heart and I’ve heard the Great Lizard of Schnoz is the only one who can help me.

Dorothy: Sure. Come along with us. Lion is leading the way.

They travel along further and shortly before entering Munchkin City they meet Scarecrow.

Scarecrow: Who are you and where are you going?

Dorothy: I’m Dorothy, this is my dog Two Toes, and Lion and Tinman.

Scarecrow: Can you get Two Toes to stop chewing on my leg?

Dorothy: I’ll try. Two Toes, Stop! Oh my, I’m sorry he peed on you! We’re on our way to Schnoz. We hope the Great Lizard can help us.

Scarecrow: Can I join you? I need to go to Schnoz too. I want to get a brain.

Dorothy: Sure. Come along with us. Lion is leading the way.

They all travel to Munchkin City.